Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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