Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Be kind – rewind.
On cap: Twist to Open
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Caution water on road during rain.
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
For adult use only.