Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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