Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Various Desktop Computers

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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