Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Not for intimate hygiene.
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Warning: Do not ignite in face.