Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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