Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Various McDonald’s Locations
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
You cannot save the world!
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
This bag is not a toy.
Do not ingest.
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
Slow traffic keep left.
Not for intimate hygiene.