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Use only for drinks
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4
Impassable during high water.
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
This camera will only work when film is inside.
This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)
Do not consume
caution: this tool will cut
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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
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