Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Ingredients: Carrots
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Impassable during high water.
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Suitable for vegetarians.
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
