Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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