Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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