Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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