Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Random Warnings
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
Not to be used for anything else.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
This is not a dating agency.
Caution: Non-Flamable
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
