Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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