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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down
Not to be used for anything else.
Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4
Use before the expiration date
For indoor use only.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
You cannot save the world!
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.