Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
For adult external use only.
Press STORE to store
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
For indoor use only.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Some assembly required.
caution: this tool will cut
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
On cap: Twist to Open
Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.
Avoid contact with eyes.


