Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
For adult external use only.
Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down
Be kind – rewind.
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
Warning: This product contains nuts.
Do not wash or dry clean.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road