Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Not for intimate hygiene.
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Do not consume
Various McDonald’s Locations
Shake well and buy often
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.