Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
For best results, remove cap.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
Keep away from water
Do not ingest.
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Keeps doors open!
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.