Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Various McDonald’s Locations
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Suitable for outdoor use.
Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.