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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Avoid getting in eyes.
This bag contains forest products.
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
caution: this tool will cut
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Warning: Not for human consumption
This broom does not actually fly.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]