Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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