Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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