Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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