Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
Caution water on road during rain.
Do not spray in eyes.
Children Drive Slowly
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
Do not drive into smoke.
Do not consume
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.