Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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