Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
This product must be cooked before eating.
On cap: Twist to Open
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Cruise ships use airport exit
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.