Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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