Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
Not to be used for anything else.
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Not for intimate hygiene.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
Public Property, Keep out!
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.