Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
For best results, remove cap.
For adult use only.
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
All divers must land in water!
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Avoid getting in eyes.
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Safe to use around pets.