Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Not intended for human consumption.
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
Picture menu available for those unable to read.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
Suitable for vegetarians.
This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
Keep out of reach of children