Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Avoid contact with eyes.
Various McDonald’s Locations
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
Use only for drinks
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Cruise ships use airport exit
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
All divers must land in water!
Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down