Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
Public Property, Keep out!
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Warning: Not for human consumption
This is not a dating agency.
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Do not consume
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Directions: Use like regular soap.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.