Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Various McDonald’s Locations
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.