Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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