Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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