Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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