Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
For indoor use only.
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
For external use only
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Impassable during high water.
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
Avoid getting in eyes.
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