Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Secret Nuclear Bunker >

Unknown Road Sign

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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