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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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