Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Product will be hot after heating.
Be kind – rewind.
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
DO NOT EAT
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down
Use only for drinks
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Children Drive Slowly
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.
Impassable during high water.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Slow traffic keep left.