Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Wait for Green
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
caution: this tool will cut
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
Public Property, Keep out!
Not intended for human consumption.
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Do not spray in eyes.