Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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