Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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