Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Be kind – rewind.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Keeps doors open!
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Caution: Will be hot after heating.
Slow traffic keep left.
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Wait for Green
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
