Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Instructions: Put on food
Do not eat packet.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Various McDonald’s Locations
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
caution: this tool will cut
Directions: Use like regular soap.
For best results, remove cap.
Shake well and buy often
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe