Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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