Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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