Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Thou shalt not park
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Secret Nuclear Bunker >
For adult use only.
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Warning – Contents may be hot.
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Ignite lighter away from face.