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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Keep out of reach of children
Do not wash or dry clean.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.