Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This bag is not a toy.

Unknown Bag

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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Secret Nuclear Bunker >

Unknown Road Sign

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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