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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
Do not drive into smoke.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Directions: Use like regular soap.
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Thou shalt not park
Warning – Contents may be hot.
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