Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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