Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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