Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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