Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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