Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
For best results, remove cap.
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Impassable during high water.