Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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