Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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