Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
All divers must land in water!
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
Cruise ships use airport exit
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Slow traffic keep left.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts