Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
For best results, remove cap.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Keep out of children.
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Directions: Use like regular soap.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Impassable during high water.
Do not drive into smoke.
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.