Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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