Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
This bag contains forest products.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
Instructions: Put on food
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Push handle down. Push door in.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
This is not a dating agency.