Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Shake well and buy often
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
Avoid contact with eyes.
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
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Thou shalt not park
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
Directions: Use like regular soap.
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!