Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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