Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Do not drive into smoke.
You cannot save the world!
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.