Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Secret Nuclear Bunker >

Unknown Road Sign

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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