Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Not for intimate hygiene.
Not to be used for anything else.
Picture menu available for those unable to read.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Impassable during high water.
Do not consume
Push handle down. Push door in.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Cemetery Road. Dead End
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.