Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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