Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
Keep away from children
Suitable for vegetarians.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.