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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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