Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Use before the expiration date
Do not spray in eyes.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Avoid getting in eyes.
Cruise ships use airport exit
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.