Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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