Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
Caution: Ice cream is cold
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Public Property, Keep out!
Parking for drive-thru service only
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Caution: Risk of fire
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
You cannot save the world!
Warning – Contents may be hot.