Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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