Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Keep out of reach of children
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Keep away from children
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
For external use only
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Shake well and buy often
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers