Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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