Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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