Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: This product contains nuts.
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Ignite lighter away from face.
Not Dishwasher Safe
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
Product will be hot after heating.
Warning: May cause drowsiness
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Do not spray in eyes.