Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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