Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Keep out of children.
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
For indoor use only.