Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
Impassable during high water.
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
Slow traffic keep left.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down