Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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