Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Product will be hot after heating.
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
Public Property, Keep out!
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Not intended for human consumption.
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Ignite lighter away from face.
Safe to use around pets.