Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
Caution: Will be hot after heating.
May contain foam.
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Suitable for vegetarians.