Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
This product must be cooked before eating.
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Keep out of children.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
Do not wash or dry clean.
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Cemetery Road. Dead End