Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
For external use only
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Do not eat packet.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)