Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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