Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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