Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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