Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Not intended for human consumption.
This bag is not a toy.
Do not consume
Use only for drinks
Keep away from children
Some assembly required.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
May contain foam.
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.