Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.
This camera will only work when film is inside.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Push handle down. Push door in.
Wait for Green
Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4
Do not ingest.
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe