Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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