Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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