Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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