Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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