Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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