Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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