Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
This broom does not actually fly.
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”
Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
This bag contains forest products.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Product will be hot after heating.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”