Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
Children Drive Slowly
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Be kind – rewind.
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Avoid getting in eyes.