Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Random Warnings
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Instructions: Put on food
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Not Dishwasher Safe
Slow traffic keep left.
Suitable for vegetarians.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
