Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Caution water on road during rain.
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Keep out of children.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)
Do not wash or dry clean.
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Cruise ships use airport exit
This broom does not actually fly.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Cemetery Road. Dead End
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.