Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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