Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe