Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
For best results, remove cap.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Thou shalt not park
Do not spray in eyes.
Do not drive into smoke.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Warning – Contents may be hot.
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.