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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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