Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
Not to be used for anything else.
Some assembly required.
Various McDonald’s Locations
Secret Nuclear Bunker >
For indoor use only.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.