Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Use before the expiration date
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)