Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Not Dishwasher Safe
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Ignite lighter away from face.
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Avoid getting in eyes.
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
Product will be hot after heating.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
May contain foam.
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.