Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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