Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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