Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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