Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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