Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Secret Nuclear Bunker >

Unknown Road Sign

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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