Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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