Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Random Warnings
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
Some assembly required.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Caution: Non-Flamable
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Parking for drive-thru service only
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
