Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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