Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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