Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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