Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Secret Nuclear Bunker >

Unknown Road Sign

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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