Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.
Use only on underarms.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Caution water on road during rain.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Not to be used for anything else.
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.