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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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