Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Avoid contact with eyes.
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
Slow traffic keep left.
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice