Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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