Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Caution water on road during rain.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Some assembly required.
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Keep away from children
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Suitable for outdoor use.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts