Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
Avoid getting in eyes.
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Do not take if allergic to zantac.