Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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