Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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