Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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