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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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