Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
Do not spray in eyes.
On cap: Twist to Open
Keep out of reach of children
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Be kind – rewind.
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Warning: May cause drowsiness