Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Parking for drive-thru service only
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Keep away from children
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Do not ingest.
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
