Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
Use only for drinks
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Warning: Not for human consumption
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.