Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
Keep away from water
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
For external use only
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Cruise ships use airport exit
Slow traffic keep left.
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.