Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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