Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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