Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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