Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
Directions: Use like regular soap.
This is not a dating agency.
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
This broom does not actually fly.
For best results, remove cap.
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.