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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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