Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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