Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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