Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Keep out of children.
Shake well and buy often
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
You cannot save the world!
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
Use only for drinks
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Slow traffic keep left.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Not for intimate hygiene.
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.