Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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