Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
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Warning: Not for Human Consumption
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Use only for drinks
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Various McDonald’s Locations
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Keep out of reach of children
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
You cannot save the world!
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Use only on underarms.