Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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