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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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