Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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