Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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