Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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