Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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