Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Not intended for human consumption.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Cruise ships use airport exit
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
Keep out of reach of children
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.