Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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