Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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