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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
May contain foam.
Keep away from children
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
Do not wash or dry clean.