Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
Warning: May cause drowsiness
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
For adult use only.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]