Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Do not wash or dry clean.
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Do not spray in eyes.
This bag contains forest products.
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
Thou shalt not park
It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.