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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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