Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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