Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Keep away from water
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
Do not consume
Product will be hot after heating.
This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
DO NOT EAT
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit