Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Avoid getting in eyes.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
May contain foam.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Cruise ships use airport exit
Picture menu available for those unable to read.
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.