Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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