Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Keeps doors open!
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”
You cannot save the world!
Parking for drive-thru service only
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
Not intended for human consumption.
Public Property, Keep out!