Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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