Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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