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Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Push handle down. Push door in.
Keeps doors open!
Be kind – rewind.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Parking for drive-thru service only
All divers must land in water!
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury