Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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