Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.