Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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