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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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