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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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