Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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This bag is not a toy.

Unknown Bag

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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