Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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