Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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