Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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