Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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