Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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