Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
caution: this tool will cut
Slow traffic keep left.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
Use only on underarms.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Suitable for vegetarians.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.


