Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Product will be hot after heating.
Shake well and buy often
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Suitable for outdoor use.
All divers must land in water!
Ingredient: Sugar
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
