Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Picture menu available for those unable to read.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Press STORE to store
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
You cannot save the world!
