Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
Be kind – rewind.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
