Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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