Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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