Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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