Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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