Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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