Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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