Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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