Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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