Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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