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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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