Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Contains iron.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
For adult use only.
Use only for drinks
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
Do not eat packet.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
