Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

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Machettee

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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