Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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