Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
This bag contains forest products.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Do not drive into smoke.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.