Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Not intended for human consumption.
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
Caution water on road during rain.
Picture menu available for those unable to read.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
For indoor use only.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Cruise ships use airport exit
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.