Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Ignite lighter away from face.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Picture menu available for those unable to read.
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.