Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
For external use only
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Not to be used for anything else.
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.