Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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