Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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