Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
For adult use only.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Use only for drinks
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).