Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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