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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Do not ingest.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
Instructions: Put on food
DO NOT EAT
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.