Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
This product must be cooked before eating.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Product will be hot after heating.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Be kind – rewind.
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
This broom does not actually fly.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
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