Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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