Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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