Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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