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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Some assembly required.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Use before the expiration date
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.