Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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