Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Warning: Not for human consumption
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Do not drive into smoke.
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Push handle down. Push door in.
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
For indoor use only.
Be kind – rewind.
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
