Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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