Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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