Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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