Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Caution: Risk of fire
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
DO NOT EAT
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Ignite lighter away from face.
Keep out of reach of children
This broom does not actually fly.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.