Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
Keep out of children.
Not to be used for anything else.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Slow traffic keep left.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.