Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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