Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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