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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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