Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Do not ingest.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Wait for Green
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
For adult use only.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
For external use only