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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Use only for drinks
Suitable for vegetarians.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Suitable for outdoor use.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Parking for drive-thru service only
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
This broom does not actually fly.
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.