Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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