Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Keep away from water
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
DO NOT EAT