Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Do not consume
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.
Caution water on road during rain.
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
Cruise ships use airport exit
This is not a dating agency.
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Impassable during high water.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”