Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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