Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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