Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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