Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

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Unknown Location

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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