Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
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Caution: Ice cream is cold
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
For adult external use only.
It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.
Be kind – rewind.
Parking for drive-thru service only
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
Use only on underarms.
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
Keeps doors open!
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Product will be hot after heating.