Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!
Warning – Contents may be hot.
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.