Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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