Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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McDonald’s Coffee

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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