Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
For external use only
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Warning – Contents may be hot.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Keep out of reach of children
Do not eat packet.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.