Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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