Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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