Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Parking for drive-thru service only
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
(written on the screen) No screen detected
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!