Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Keep out of reach of children
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Safe to use around pets.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
Avoid getting in eyes.
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.