Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Caution water on road during rain.
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Picture menu available for those unable to read.
For best results, remove cap.
Do not drive into smoke.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
For adult use only.
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Use only on underarms.
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
Cemetery Road. Dead End