Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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