Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Not Dishwasher Safe
For adult external use only.
Some assembly required.
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Suitable for vegetarians.