Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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