Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Not Dishwasher Safe
For adult external use only.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
Do not eat packet.
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
For adult use only.
caution: this tool will cut