Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Impassable during high water.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Warning – Contents may be hot.
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Not Dishwasher Safe
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice