Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
This broom does not actually fly.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Some assembly required.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.