Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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