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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
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Not intended for human consumption.
Warning: This product contains nuts.
Not to be used for anything else.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice