Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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