Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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