Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
Caution: Ice cream is cold