Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Not for intimate hygiene.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
This is not a dating agency.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Keep out of children.
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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!