Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers
Cruise ships use airport exit
Impassable during high water.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Children Drive Slowly
caution: this tool will cut
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Suitable for vegetarians.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.