Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Warning: Not for human consumption
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Be kind – rewind.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
For adult external use only.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
