Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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