Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Warning – Contents may be hot.
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
Public Property, Keep out!
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.