Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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