Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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