Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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