Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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