Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Impassable during high water.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.