Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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