Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Use before the expiration date
Suitable for outdoor use.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Do not drive into smoke.
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Wait for Green
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
Use only for drinks
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.