Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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