Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
For adult external use only.
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
caution: this tool will cut
Instructions: Put on food
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
For indoor use only.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Ignite lighter away from face.