Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Instructions: Put on food
This broom does not actually fly.
Be kind – rewind.
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Suitable for outdoor use.
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This bag contains forest products.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts