Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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