Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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