Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Keep out of children.
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
Keeps doors open!
Warning: This product contains nuts.
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Keep away from children
Warning – Contents may be hot.