Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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