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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Impassable during high water.
Do not drive into smoke.
For adult external use only.
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Warning: This product contains nuts.
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Not intended for human consumption.
Avoid getting in eyes.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.