Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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