Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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