Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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