Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
Keeps doors open!
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
For indoor use only.
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.