Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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