Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
May contain foam.
This broom does not actually fly.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Be kind – rewind.
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.