Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Not for intimate hygiene.
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
caution: this tool will cut
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Do not pass snowplows on the right.