Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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