Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Safe to use around pets.
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Public Property, Keep out!
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Do not take if allergic to zantac.