Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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