Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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