Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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