Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Avoid contact with eyes.
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
caution: this tool will cut
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Caution: Risk of fire
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.
Not for intimate hygiene.
Warning: Not for human consumption