Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness