Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
This is not a dating agency.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Use only on underarms.
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]