Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Keep out of reach of children
You cannot save the world!
Slow traffic keep left.
Some assembly required.
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
This bag is not a toy.