Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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