Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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