Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Wait for Green
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Cruise ships use airport exit
Product will be hot after heating.
CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.
In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”