Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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