Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Ignite lighter away from face.
Impassable during high water.
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Keeps doors open!
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
Use only for drinks
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
This product must be cooked before eating.
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Product will be hot after heating.