Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Safe to use around pets.
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Avoid contact with eyes.
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
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Slow traffic keep left.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
CAUTION: This is not a toy.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
Keep out of reach of children
Do not take if allergic to zantac.