Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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