Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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