Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
On cap: Twist to Open
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Keep out of reach of children
Use only on underarms.
This is not a dating agency.
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Ignite lighter away from face.
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Be kind – rewind.