Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
Keeps doors open!
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
For adult external use only.
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Press STORE to store
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers