Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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