Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
This bag is not a toy.
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Avoid contact with eyes.
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
Be kind – rewind.
Keep out of children.
Keep out of reach of children
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Use only for drinks
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
Children Drive Slowly
Avoid getting in eyes.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.