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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.
Warning: This product contains nuts.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Children Drive Slowly
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
Caution: Ice cream is cold
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
caution: this tool will cut
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.