Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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