Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
May contain foam.
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Street closed to traffic when flooded.