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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Use only on underarms.
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Warning: Not for human consumption
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
This camera will only work when film is inside.