Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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