Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
On cap: Twist to Open
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Cruise ships use airport exit
Keep away from water