Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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