Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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