Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.


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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”


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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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