Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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