Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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