Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Secret Nuclear Bunker >

Unknown Road Sign

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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