Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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