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Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Ignite lighter away from face.
Do not ingest.
Caution: Risk of fire
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.
This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)
Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
Warning: May contain traces of nuts