Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.
This bag is not a toy.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Instructions: Put on food
Wait for Green
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.