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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Ignite lighter away from face.
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
Children Drive Slowly
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.
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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.