Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Ignite lighter away from face.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
Do not eat packet.
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”
Product will be hot after heating.
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
For adult use only.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”