Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Keep away from water
Public Property, Keep out!
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
Not to be used for anything else.
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!