Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Product will be hot after heating.
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.
Use only on underarms.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Keeps doors open!
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers