Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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This bag is not a toy.

Unknown Bag

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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