Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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This bag is not a toy.

Unknown Bag

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