Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Do not eat packet.
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Shake well and buy often
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!