Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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