Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Caution: Will be hot after heating.
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!
Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.
Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!
Contains iron.
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
