Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Random Warnings
For adult use only.
Keep away from children
For best results, remove cap.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
Be kind – rewind.
Push handle down. Push door in.
This bag contains forest products.
Avoid Collision
(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
