Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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