Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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