Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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