Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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