Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”.

Unknown Location

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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