Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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