Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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