Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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