Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Safe to use around pets.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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