Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.
Thou shalt not park
Caution: Ice cream is cold
Description reads “WARNING - May cause cancer in California”
Use for sex only - not to be eaten
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Not Dishwasher Safe
Avoid contact with eyes.
Keep away from children
step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts
