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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Not to be used for anything else.
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
