Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

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