Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
For adult external use only.
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Not intended for human consumption.
This is not a dating agency.
You cannot save the world!
Not to be used for anything else.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
