Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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This bag is not a toy.

Unknown Bag

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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

American Airlines Peanuts

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Life saving device

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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