Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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