Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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