Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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