Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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