Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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