Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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