Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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