Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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