Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Push handle down. Push door in.

Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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