Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”.

Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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