Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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This product must be cooked before eating.

Swanson TV Dinners

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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