Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

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Various Desktop Computers

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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