Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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