Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Some assembly required.
Children Drive Slowly
This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Avoid getting in eyes.
Avoid contact with eyes.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers