Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Contains iron.
For adult use only.
Keeps doors open!
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
Wait for Green
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
Warning: This product contains nuts.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Caution: Non-Flamable
Artificially Flavored.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
