Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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