Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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