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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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