Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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