Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath.

Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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