Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Mattress

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Picture menu available for those unable to read.

Braille menu available upon request.

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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