Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!
This camera will only work when film is inside.
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
Caution: Risk of fire
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
DO NOT EAT
