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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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