Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.

Fruit By the Foot

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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