Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
Warning: More Warnings Ahead
Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Suitable for outdoor use.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
DO NOT EAT
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down