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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

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Caution water on road during rain.

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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