Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

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