Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

Bayer Aspirin

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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Various McDonald’s Locations

No overtaking.

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Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon

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