Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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Do not drive into smoke.

Interstate 44 into Oklahoma

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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