Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
Warning: Do not ignite in face.
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
This product must be cooked before eating.
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.
Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Keep away from children
Avoid Collision
Do not drive into smoke.
