Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Thou shalt not park

Church Parking Lot Sign

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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CAREFUL, IT’S HOT!

Michelina’s Yu Sing

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

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Not for intimate hygiene.

Fetish Body Mist

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