Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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DO NOT EAT

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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