Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa.

Lunchables Nachos

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