Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

Jolly Rancher

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.

Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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