Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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