Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Caution: Ice cream is cold

Hagan Ice Cream

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Demazin Infant Drops

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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