Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”

Champion Bowling Alley

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

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