Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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