Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Cruise ships use airport exit

Freeway near San Diego, CA

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Suitable for vegetarians.

Sainsburys Mineral Water

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WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

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Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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