Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Rim Drive, Durango, CO

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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