Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
You cannot save the world!
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
Do not spray in eyes.
Avoid Collision
Keep out of children.
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Keep away from water
Artificially Flavored.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Ignite lighter away from face.
In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”
