Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Children Drive Slowly

Throughout the UK

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

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WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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