Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Children’s Dimetapp

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Artificially Flavored Real Fruit

Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Be kind – rewind.

Blockbuster Rental DVD

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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For adult use only.

Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

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