Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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