Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Avoid Collision
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
For external use only
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Contains iron.
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Parking for drive-thru service only
Slow traffic keep left.
Sign depicts a slight curve in the road
For best results, remove cap.
Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.
