Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Cemetery Road. Dead End

South Side of San Antonio, TX

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. (does this apply to cars as well?)

Yamaha 4-Wheeler

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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