Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Product will be hot after heating.

Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

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Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine

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Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Ingredient: Sugar

Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

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Warning: This product contains nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts

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Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

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Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

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