Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

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This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

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caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Impassable during high water.

Route 94, West Alton, MO

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.

Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

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Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Warning: May cause drowsiness

Nytol Sleep Aid

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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