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Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision.

Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

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It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.

Unknown Hairdryer

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician.

Phar-Mor Children’s Aspirin Free Pain Relief

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To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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