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Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Summerfield Suites – Near Door

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Liquid Plummer

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Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Zantac 75

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

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Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

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May contain foam.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

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Keep away from water

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer

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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

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