Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Caution water on road during rain.
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Keep out of reach of children
Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]
Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.
Not Dishwasher Safe
CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.
Caution: Non-Flamable
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Caution: Do not swallow contents.
Warning: Tarts may be hot.
Warning: Not for Human Consumption
