Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.

Mama Instant Noodles

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

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step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts

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Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid

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Wait for Green

Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”

Sign in Mississippi

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

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