Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

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Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

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For indoor use only.

Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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