Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Carefree Gum

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

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Avoid Collision

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH

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If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Energizer AAA 4 Pack

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

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