Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”.

Various Parts of Jamaica

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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For external use only

Aveeno Bath Treatment

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Not to be used in helicopter or nuclear applications. [Picture]

Torrington Roller Bearings

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

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WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

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On cap: Twist to Open

Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing

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