Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

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Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)

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Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

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