Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

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For best results, remove cap.

Nabisco Easy Cheese

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(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

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Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”

Alpharetta, Georgia Neighborhood

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Air Conditioner

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The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”

A gas pump

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Pudding

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

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Not to be used for anything else.

Unknown Japanese Food Processor

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