Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Endust Duster

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

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Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Unknown Blow Dryer

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This is not a dating agency.

Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section

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Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms

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Use before the expiration date

CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

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Suitable for outdoor use.

Unknown Rain Gauge

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(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

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Unknown Road Sign

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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Keep out of reach of children

AAFES Baby Oil

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