Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

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Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

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Keep away from children

Little Ones Baby Lotion

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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Bowl Fresh

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Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin

Equate Asprin

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Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Unknown Toilet Plunger

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Artificially Flavored.

Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

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Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

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Contains iron.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate

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Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose

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CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use.

Tylenol P.M.

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Ingredients: Carrots

W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

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WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

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Instructions: Put on food

Heinz Ketchup

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