Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Hershey’s Almond Bar

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Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.

Listerine Mouthwash

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Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!

Ragu Express

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Slow traffic keep left.

Unknown Location in South Africa

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Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

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CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.

Shout Gel

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Rowenta Iron

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Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”

Road Construction Points, New Jersey

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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Fritos

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