Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

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Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking.

Jack’s Cheese Pizza

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs

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Do not pass snowplows on the right.

Central Oregon Highways

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Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman.

Kikkoman Soy Sauce

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

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Do not eat packet.

Hormel Pepperoni

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Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

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Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wet-Nap

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

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Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it

Big One Pizza

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Warning: Tarts may be hot.

Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

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