Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.

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Random Warnings

Do not spray in eyes.

Windex

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Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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In case of flash flood climb to safety.

Estes Park, Colorado

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Road Closed. Use Sidewalk.

Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

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For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

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Avoid contact with eyes.

Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).

Balanced Rock State Park, Idaho

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Use only on underarms.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

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Ignite lighter away from face.

Bic Lighter

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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