Dumb Warnings: Clothes

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Child-Sized Superman Costume

Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume

This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap

Do not wash or dry clean.

Unknown Graduation Gown

You cannot save the world!

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.

Ray-Ban Sunglasses