Dumb Warnings » Clothes

Child-Sized Superman Costume

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Do not wash or dry clean.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

You cannot save the world!

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light.