Dumb Warnings: Drinks



Shake well and buy often

Silk Soy Milk

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Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Volvic Natural Mineral Water

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Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Moet White Star Champagne

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Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne

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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Miller Lite

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(On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”

Slush Puppy Cup

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Warning – Contents may be hot.

McDonald’s Coffee

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Use only for drinks

Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)

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Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

7 Up

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A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK

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