Dumb Warnings » Drinks http://www.dumbwarnings.com Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Miller Lite http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/miller-lite/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/miller-lite/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/miller-lite/ Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/miller-lite/feed/ 0 McDonald’s Coffee http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/mcdonalds-coffee/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/mcdonalds-coffee/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/mcdonalds-coffee/ Warning – Contents may be hot.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/mcdonalds-coffee/feed/ 0 7 Up http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/7-up/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/7-up/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/7-up/ Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/7-up/feed/ 0 Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/swansea-institute-of-higher-education-wales-uk/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/swansea-institute-of-higher-education-wales-uk/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/swansea-institute-of-higher-education-wales-uk/ A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/swansea-institute-of-higher-education-wales-uk/feed/ 0 Canada Dry Club Soda http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/canada-dry-club-soda/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/canada-dry-club-soda/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/canada-dry-club-soda/ Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/canada-dry-club-soda/feed/ 0 Tesco Fruit Juice Carton http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/tesco-fruit-juice-carton/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/tesco-fruit-juice-carton/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/tesco-fruit-juice-carton/ On bottom side: “Keep Upright”.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/tesco-fruit-juice-carton/feed/ 0 Sainsburys Mineral Water http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/sainsburys-mineral-water/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/sainsburys-mineral-water/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/sainsburys-mineral-water/ Suitable for vegetarians.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/sainsburys-mineral-water/feed/ 0 Silk Soy Milk http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/silk-soy-milk/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/silk-soy-milk/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/silk-soy-milk/ Shake well and buy often

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/silk-soy-milk/feed/ 0 Volvic Natural Mineral Water http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/volvic-natural-mineral-water/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/volvic-natural-mineral-water/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/volvic-natural-mineral-water/ Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

]]> http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/volvic-natural-mineral-water/feed/ 0 Moet White Star Champagne http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/moet-white-star-champagne/ http://www.dumbwarnings.com/drinks/moet-white-star-champagne/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000 Andy Powell http://test.dumbwarnings.com/uncategorized/moet-white-star-champagne/ Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

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