Dumb Warnings: Electronics



Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Unknown Minidisc Player

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CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.

Sony Trinitron

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(written on the screen) No screen detected

Various Desktop Computers

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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Computers

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This camera will only work when film is inside.

Unknown European Camera

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The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

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On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Various Personal Computers

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Press STORE to store

Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display

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Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

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Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer

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