Dumb Warnings » Electronics

Various Computers

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

This camera will only work when film is inside.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Press STORE to store

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Be kind – rewind.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.