Dumb Warnings: Food

Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Red Barron Pizza

(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down

TV Dinner

Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust.

Frozen Pizza

(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts

Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)

Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish”

Wal-Mart Fish Tank

step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts

delta roasted nuts