Dumb Warnings » Household

Bath & Body Works Linen Spray

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

Liquid Plummer

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. [Picture]

Unknown Toilet Plunger

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Tonyang Lighting Screwdriver (23 pieces)

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

Safe to use around pets.

Endust Duster

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Shout Gel

Andy Powell — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000

CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing.